I don't think I can trust you if you don't Twitter.about 2 hours ago from web

Duke a UNC today. Same time the kids come over for dinner. hmmm. The kids may starve. Battle for tobacco road is MUCH more important.about 2 hours ago from web

I am worried they're going to cancel it. And it's really pretty good.about 3 hours ago from txt

trying to decloud my fuzzy brainabout 4 hours ago from web

Make that roboT chicken. duhabout 10 hours ago from txt

Robor chicken!about 16 hours ago from txt

Wondering which movie we should watch next.about 18 hours ago from txt

Dr Doolittle. The ORIGINAL! What a great way to kick off this weekend.8:28 AM Mar 7th from web

sorry. I don't follow you if your name is KD7MXI. Change it to Pete or Sally or something and we'll see.8:08 AM Mar 7th from web

Raise of hands, please, of those willing to drive me home. I am so tired my face is nearly smacking the keyboard.4:03 PM Mar 6th from txt

Watching the tablet coater go round and round and round while the operator goes to lunch. If this doesn't put me to sleep then ...zzzzzz...2:19 PM Mar 6th from txt

Trying to forecast the point in time I will need to have caffein injectected into my veins. My money's on 11:57am. Not that I have money.5:17 AM Mar 6th from web

You're so vain... I'll bet you think this tweet is about you.5:50 PM Mar 5th from txt

Having an upside-down bass-ackward kick-me-when-I'm-down and spit on me kind of day.1:35 PM Mar 4th from txt

Twitter. Coming up next on Morning Joe! :-)6:46 AM Mar 4th from web

ok. it's WAY past my bedtime! Who allowed this?9:38 PM Mar 3rd from mobile web

@lesb0 LOL... "in a thimble on my desk." you get a big shiny star sticker for the qotd!8:40 PM Mar 3rd from txt

@J_Bradley yes, excellent quote for facebook! I thought it was hilarious.7:39 PM Mar 3rd from txt

RT: iheartquotes: "Going to Church Doesn't Make You a Christian Any More Than Standing in a Garage Makes You a Car" (thx @Super_Bre)7:20 PM Mar 3rd from txt

Watching Family Guy. Brian is a dog. He talks and dates women. What up with that?
I would just like to state that I am anti-Rush Limbaugh. Thank you.9:14 PM Mar 2nd from mobile web

@maddow too much lipstick tonight!9:05 PM Mar 2nd from mobile web

@Sterkworks nobody does potluck better than mormons and lesbians. Get the two together and pounds WILL be gained!7:55 PM Mar 2nd from txt

@Sterkworks sounds like a great idea! (wife scrunches her face at the tuna casserole)7:49 PM Mar 2nd from txt

@Sterkworks I don't drink but am thinking that next week's finale may require it.7:44 PM Mar 2nd from txt

Chicken cordon bleu and last night's L Word. I wonder which will be more fulfilling?6:33 PM Mar 2nd from txt

just renewed driver's licence online. kinda like getting it from a cracker jack box. no wonder the road is scary. oh, and Cody drives.7:54 PM Mar 1st from web

Best ever Simpson's opening!7:03 PM Mar 1st from txt

at Starbucks with my couisin, his partner, and my wife (who is, sadly, working).12:48 PM Mar 1st from mobile web

Watching Rosie in the movie america. It's actually very good!8:06 PM Feb 28th from txt

getting ready to watch Dollhouse. Thank goodness for hulu!2:11 PM Feb 28th from web

@ms_Powder now I may have to watch that tonight. Enjoy!1:51 PM Feb 28th from txt

@ms_Powder love that movie! "the DARNdest thing..."1:30 PM Feb 28th from txt

Amen! RT: bwvalentine: Religion is about the most psychotic thing I've ever heard of.8:40 AM Feb 28th from txt

@ms_powder http://twitpic.com/1r1j1 - Yum! and sounds like you two are having a great weekend!8:25 AM Feb 28th from TwitPic

Laundry, then hair-cut (yaye!), then I'm thinking maybe more laundry. Ever since the maid quit, weekends have gone down-hill.8:22 AM Feb 28th from txt

@ntinaz76 so glad everyone is safe! what a frightening phone call!9:24 PM Feb 27th from mobile web

The moon and Venus. Very nice!8:22 PM Feb 27th from txt

There are far too many people in this place!6:51 PM Feb 27th from txt

RT: merwolf: Porn in the USA: Conservatives are biggest consumers - science-in-society - 27 February 2009 - New S http://ff.im/1fZMc